Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. 
Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!
                        ((26))

            _{“There is a wyvern outside this door and if we go out, it will eat us!”}

             _{Biting his lip, he considered the current state of passivity. To outwait the dragoon would be tedious, but action might only result in someone being hurt. Perhaps badgering the thing into anger had not been the best choice earlier.}